Matt took the youngest out to breakfast at the local farmer’s market this morning. Ellie is never without something to say, and typically what comes out of her mouth is laugh out loud funny. He posted these quotes to Facebook this morning, so if you’ve already seen them I apologize for the redundancy, but I haven’t done a good job of chronicling her humor lately and these are too good to forget…
- “I don’t think I’ll ever go on a diet, but I might get fat and go on The Biggest Loser.”
- “Dad, were you 1/2 bald when you were a kid? ‘Cause you’re all the way bald now.”
- “Dad, did you know that you are made out of atoms? Your hat, your arms, your head….even your poop has atoms.”
- “Dad, just ’cause we fight over them sometimes, does NOT mean Satan made balloons.”
Happy Saturday, everyone! May your day be laugh out loud funny too.